Hey hey! It’s Cover Snark day!
Elyse: Sunshine dog redux
Amanda: The dog startled me
Tara: I really want the dog to be a scoundrel too.
Sarah: Can I steal the dog? The humans I can take or leave.
Elyse: I can personally attest to the fact that brachycephalic dogs produce so much gas and those people are making out in a room full of dog farts
Sneezy: Hahahahaa I was just lolling at how RANDOM the dog is, and you just made the picture so much better Elyse.
Unless that’s actually a paper cut out of a dog, in which case holy shit why would they curse themselves like that.
From Sarah: “I have *so numerous questions*”
Sarah: I too am a Sarah, and I too have numerous, numerous questions.
Carrie: Far be it from me to kink shame! What happens between consenting adults is all good! Notwithstanding, PERSONALLY, castration isn’t my thing – and nonjudgement here but I don’t think those blades are sterile at ALL.
Susan: My brain interpreted the dot throughout the i as another knife and I’m just there like “Three? That seems excessive”
Amanda: My brain went to a “crossing swords” reference. And wow, really hope the thorns were cut off that stem.
Sneezy: The dimpling made by the correct hand makes me feel like the torso is actually made of some sort of plasty.
From Jen W and also Jen and also Jennifer (not even joking): Zomg. This cover has IT ALL: awful photoshop, models who clearly don’t want to be there, inexplicable glowing veins, and MORE. It’s a gift and I can’t stop giggling.
Sarah: I am every unmarried boggled, confused, and baffled gif ever made, all at once.
Carrie: Well, he clearly does need a nanny, I mean that baby is obviously in charge and you know that man gives the baby candy every time a tantrum looms.
Sarah: But with the pecs, and the ears, and the hair…he’s kind of like a cat tree for babies, though, right?
Sneezy: Drawing Nyan-kuns is an art. The placement of ears is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!!!
That doesn’t say Nyan-kun to me. That says shitty headband. I am an avid Defender of Nyan-kuns, you impostor!!!!
AJ: I am making noises that are scaring the cat.
Which is ironic considering the dude on that cover looks like someone is doing the same object to him.
Amanda: Baby fingernails are sharp enough without them needing to be part cat.
Amanda: Definitely thought that was his own hand
Susan: I saw your remark before the picture and STILL thought it was his hand
Tara: My first thought was “Why is there a ship whether it’s approximately a merry farmer?”
Sarah: Everything approximately him proportionally is making me head tilt.
Amanda: He also reminds me – in the face – of the Castiel actor
Claudia: I feel we’ve done that one?
That arm of doom is familiar.
Susan: I think there was one like this but possibly with a mermaid
Amanda: Bitchery, have we done this one? Is everything blurring together into one big Cover Snark amalgamation?
Sneezy: At first I thought the L was a T, and now I think it’s not a letter but someone leaving secret codes approximately his junk.