Can you believe it? It’s our first Cover Snark of 2022!
Sarah: I have. No words. None. None words.
Elyse: I refuse.
Maya: Can I just say that kerning hurts my feelings more than the collection of haunted dolls, I mean children.
Elyse: It’s book 9, you guys. There are 8 more of these.
It’s like a haunted regency mannequin bonanza
Claudia: OMG I’m going to have nightmares!
Sneezy: NOOOOOOOO!!!! IT WASN’T ME!!!!! WHATEVER IT WAS I DIDN’T DO IT!!!!! MERCY!!!!! MERCY!!!!! GET THEM AWAY FROM MEE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
From Leah: There is much confused staring at this one, I guess the priest collar is impervious to being ripped open.
Elyse: It looks like someone is standing behind him like those aren’t his arms.
Sarah: The perspective is really odd, isn’t it?
I’m impressed with the alignment that allows his nipples to look at the title.
Lara: I’m a little sketchy on religious detail, but aren’t priests supposed to take a vow of poverty?
Sarah: Maybe the thing that makes him a billionaire is his exclusive use of the metal that’s holding his collar on despite the rest of his shirt yielding to his rather tiny T-Rex arms?
Tara: According to his face, he’s wondering whose arms those are.
Catherine: That shirt ripping move looks so wrong with a priest’s collar. And yeah, billionaire priests? I don’t think so.
But also, is he a billionaire werewolf priest? Because the pattern of chest hair is really weird! Super furry pecs and no hair on his abdomen? It looks very odd.
If he’s mid-transformation that would excuse the shirt ripping, though….
Sneezy: He should start with the collar then!!!! At this rate he’ll get the Darwin Award before the Vatican boots him out.
Elyse: I don’t know what’s worse, the dragon is the way his head looks glued on
Sneezy: It’ll be a while before anything can compare to Mr Four Arms, but this is so annoyingly blah
And my knee jerk reaction is the dragon, but then I notice Knock-off Ken
Tara: So is the dragon coming out of his butt? Or is he half man, half fire dragon, but it’s a top half for both of them?
Lara: Also who exactly is the traitor in this scenario?
Sneezy: The nipples
They’re clearly trying to pop off and start their own dragon butt colony
Catherine: I’ve heard of dragon breath, but dragon farts must be absolutely lethal…
Elyse: Fisher has dragon farts, 100%
He can clear a room
Smell mah farts
Susan: This cover on its own is just “eh” but I thought the title said ballerina
A ballerina prince is WAY more interesting
Carrie: Same and agree. Also he looks a little like a discount Keanu Reeves so now I want to watch a made-for-netflix garbage movie called The Ballerina Prince’s Girlfriend starring Keanu Reeves as famous retired ballet dancer looking for love.
Susan: Take my money!
AJ: A) do want and B) glad I’m not the only one who saw Keanu Reeves
Amanda: Sometimes the snark is the awesome plots you missed out along the way.